Testes Monials

What’s Your Take On Outlawing Truck Nuts .

Truck Nuts" Truly this is a waste of everyone’s time in Florida.  I wonder what " riders " passed through on this legislation  ?

Truck Nuts" Bill Dies In General Assembly.  The Virginia General Assembly killed a bill that would ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.

The nutty idea is the brainchild of Chesapeake Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would have banned anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.

View previous postings below...

I received my order for a set of Bulls Balls yesterday and mounted them on my Chevy 3/4 ton today before I drove to work. Holy crap! Not 10 minutes into my shift I already had a guy asking if that was my truck out back. I said it was, and sure enough "Damn, it's got some balls!" Had a good laugh and told him where I got em, and that the sticker on my window had the web address and phone number.

I have not seen any other rig with a set of balls around the area here, so hopefully I'm the first!

Thank you for a great product, and as my appreciation, here's a photo of my truck with the bulls balls mounted nice and low.

- Jack S.

I have a set on a 1ton dually 4x4 and I've had more fun with them from young kids to senior citizens.  one young boy about 5 told his mother " I hope my balls will get that big".  ROTC was having a car wash I pulled up a girl hollered " I get to wash the ornaments, as I have a Eagle on my hood - one of the other girls called to the back of the rig and said get to washing, she did--- twice!

a policeman asked - did you have to put it in 4 wheel drive and how many other parts got left behind?  one old cowboy came up to me and said--guess you can't call her LIZZIE anymore.

two couples were walking through a parking lot when they noticed my rig one said that his balls were bigger than those. his wife said no they are not, remember I live with you!

THANKS FOR THE FUN !!!
Mel in Oregon

Article By Aaron Applegate
The Virginian-Pilot
January 16, 2008 RICHMOND

Objects that resemble human genitalia would be banned from display on vehicles, under a bill proposed Tuesday by Del. Lionell Spruill Sr. The accessories, sometimes called "bumper nuts," often are found on the back of pickups.

Read more here. Lots of interesting comments, regarding Del. Lionel Spruill, D-Chesapeake, bill to outlaw "truck balls"...

See more here. Some interesting videos, regarding Del. Lionel Spruill, D-Chesapeake, bill to outlaw "truck balls"...

The answer to the question, would be: That is male truck...

View The Drudge Retort Virginia May Outlaw Bumper Nuts.

VBdems Article - 50 comments.

Not The First Time This has Been Tried - Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. from Maryland.

The Naughty American - Nice Pair Of Testicles On That Truck.

Richmond Sunlight Article - HB1452: Display of offensive objects or devices; prohibited on any vehicle.

Oklahoma City - TV station video - HB1452: Car Castration.

View Adults and Children admiring one of the most "famous Big Bull statues" in the world (Wall Street), many features of this statue seems to be catching their attention including the huge balls for photo ops.  The children and the adults seem to be enjoying themselves and seem to be well adjusted...

More serious work for Mr. Spruill:

What do bulls have, that we don't !
Naked and vulgar, we think not . . .

They were really small, said they were 8 inches, Well, as I was standing there thinking about taking them off, and just writing it off as a big mistake, my friend came by. He had his balls swinging, and they looked so much better than the plastic balls I got. They were bigger and heaver.

He saw what I just put on, and laughed his ass off. Yeah, I guess I blew it. Shoulda looked around a bit more. He told me to go to bullsballs.com and so I went there to order what my friend had. I saw your free replacement page. You saved my ass. I sent in my bumper trash, and got your awesome big boy nuts immediately. Now I can drive my truck into town proudly.

Thanks Bulls Balls, you saved me a from looking like a wimpy idiot. My and my truck now swing proudly on every trip to town, and I got the best ones free!

Jeremy
Beaver, OK

The below email came in wondering about our " Ballsy Quip" Contest Winners, this was our reply :

Hey Jean,

first of all, let me thank you for entering the contest frequently, we appreciate your dropping buy.

no jive here, we have sent out over 65 sets of balls or nuts to past winners over the years, ever since Feb.2000, our first month on the internet.

click here : and scroll down to the bottom third of the contest page and look for the year 2006 (red) for the month in question for the winner.

I pick a winner each month and then 'paste' the "quip" over last years winner for that month.

I understand your concern, it is easy to miss "info" on a web page, most people only 'skim' the pages instead fully reading the page, everybody is in such a hurry.

anyway please send us your address and we will mail you a set of the "large keyballs" as a "booby" prize. let us know what color you would like.

Sincerely, JohnD

----- Original Message -----

From: Penguin tuxedo
To: JohnD@BullsBalls.com
Sent: Saturday, June 03, 2006 10:24 PM
Subject: Hey John?

For three months now..I have entered your contest, and returned at the end of each month... and checked all around, and could not find where you listed a winner.

Are you just jivin' us John? Just to get us to come back and try again? I'm thinking it as fact.

If you have it posted- pease let me know where.

Thank You, JeanW.

Dear Mr. Bulls Balls,

I purchased a set of your Blue Big Boys last month. I have received tremendous praise from all my friends that say my truck now looks complete. Without the big Blue Balls hanging down in back, it seemed like something was missing.

They are noticed and pointed at a lot when I drive down the main street of my little town. The women all know what "Blue Balls" means, and I have had a few interesting encounters, if you know what I mean. But, being a married man, I can only enjoy the recognition and fun in it all.

I am actually writing you because I have a problem. My 5 year old son Cody found a pair of those discarded baby-butt style balls and put them on his big-wheel. When he saw the FULL-SIZED bulls balls on my truck, he now wants the ORIGINALS too. So, I just placed an order for a Large Blue Key Ring Balls, and am happy to say - Problem is Solved!

I recommend those placing an order for any Balls, to get the appropriate matching big and little Key Ring balls to match.

Thanks, Frank, and son Cody.

Larry, thanks for the great email,
You could not have said it better if we had paid you big money. You are a person well informed, as are most of our customers.

This email was so close to the truth that we decided to create what we now call Our Imitator Buy Back Program.
Click here to view on how to get your small, broken, torn, despicable nuts replaced with a FRee set of Our Big Boy Nuts !

Hello BullsBalls, Larry here,

I just purchased a set of your bulls balls with the chain and lock for my new Dodge 3/4 ton.  Shortly after I bought the truck I seen some of these nuts hanging from another truck, laughed my fool head off and then decided to find them on the Internet and buy some. I searched for and to my surprise found several sites selling these crazy things, including your site bullsballs.com.  It did not take long to realize that the biggest ones were bulls balls and obviously the original of these funny novelties.

I found that they are made out of many things including ABS, rubber, aluminum and plastic. At first that didn't mean much to me, however after further research, one of the deciding factors that led me to buy from you guys is that your products are made out of ABS (very strong material) verses rubber, plastic or cast aluminum, which are not.

Another factor was that they are the biggest nuts and actually look like what they should look like. All the other ones were much smaller and I guess, were designed for bikes and cars.

I actually called and talked to four different website companies about their products and prices, much to my dismay, three of them were the same company, just had different names and were all selling the same nuts. Your company, the gal was very knowledgeable, funny and friendly and did not try to sell me anything the whole conversation. The other prople just kept referring me back to their websites for answers and to order there if I wanted to. (turned me off)

While doing my research, it soon become apparent, that bullsballs.com was the originators of bulls balls and that all the other companies had not only copied your idea (the American way) but had obviously used many of your ideas and thoughts on their sites as well. (very obvious & easy to spot) Bullsballs.com seems to take their business serious and sell a serious product which make people laugh, the imitators seem to be in it for the quick easy buck.

Also apparent was the fact that the imitators had many sites all of which were owned by the same people, (I looked them up in the Internet Whois Directory) selling the same thing and cluttering up the listings on the search engines making researching much more difficult. (another big turn-off)

In conclusion, my thoughts are, if you're looking for the best product to hang on your vehicle, go with the original truck ball company because they have the largest and strongest product line out there. Good friendly service, fast shipping and a strong product guarantee. (i hope <grin>)  BTW: I am a retired engineer, been addicted to the Internet for years and take my product research very serious before I invest my money on anything I buy on the "net." The Internet is not like it was years ago, you have to really watch yourself while surfing and purchasing items these days.

In closing, thanks for a product that makes most people laugh and marketing it in a professional, honest manner.

Somewhat rare on the net these days.

Sincerely, Larry Wells, Engineer - U.S. citizen and patriot !

I put my "bull balls" on the back of my truck everyday and roll out in Baghadad to the Iraqi police stations, they love it. Anyhow I thought you all might enjoy the photos.

Sgt Joe Bajza
1/158 FA
Bahgdad, Iraq

Our balls are on the Front Line !

BTW: We have shipped well over two dozen sets of balls to the boys
in Iraq at no charge, whenever they email us for them.  We support our troops !

More Bulls Balls on the Front Line !

I ordered a set of blue bulls balls and a key chain for my truck. LOVE THEM! Gotta have another set for the spare keys.

Thanks. Allen from Kearney, MO

Thanks so much for completing my order, I really appreciate it! I think thats really awesome that you have alot of respect for America and our freedom.

I served with the U.S. Army for 8 years as a Military Police Officer and I am now medically discharged as a Veteran at 28 yrs old after serving overseas on the conflict in Iraq O.I.F.

So yes I still carry and feel the same amount of respect towards GOD and country, and am very thankful for freedom.

What an awesome privelege. Take care and have a wonderful day!

Thanks Pamela,

I farm with 3 guys, my 2 boys and my husband, ( my father-in-law helps out sometimes too!). so there is the explaination for the farm name...it has been a full moon this week...

Sometimes it gets crazy around here but we know how to have fun...Our Bulls Balls have been a great hit. One son has graduated from Ohio State and hauls cattle and other livestock and has his balls on his trailer...

The other is currently a student at Ohio State in the agriculture department and the Balls are all the envy! He has chrome balls on his truck.

My sister-in-law works for Select Sires, a bull stud station in Plain City, OH, and she drives a Dakota and is single and hangs her balls proudly on her truck.

I really need to get some photos out to you guys . . .

All our friends want a set, and they are great for fun and jokes,and gifts (one mom won't let her son put them on the truck).

I talked to a guy yesterday that told me I was "sick" :) when I told him about my balls... but wanted to know when he could get a set!

They are so much fun... Thanks, we will be ordering again I'm sure...

B. K. Bumpernuts (cheap imitation) - for guys whose peckers are so small they feel the need to adorn their already blatant display of attempted compensation for their own inadequacy with a pair of cheaply-manufactured male reproductive organs dangling from its bumper.

Above email received from a guy who obviously has his own sexual/identity problems, oh well...

Subject: a newspaper article about bullsballs

I bought some Big Boy red balls a while back, had them for about a year and someone stole them while I was riding with a friend to an optometry appointment. So, when I returned and saw my balls had been stolen I called the police. Thought you might find some amusement with this short article from a Millington, TN newspaper. Btw, I said it was $25 value but whoever heard/told the newspaper put $5' clearly, they don't properly value high quality balls.

Heading: We suppose fuzzy dice weren't available

Car accessories have come a long way: This week a Millington man reported that an unusual accessory hanging from the rear of his car had been stolen. A set of plastic private parts, valued at $5.00, was taken from the back of his car. The man insisted that a police officer come out to document his loss. The officer said senior citizens who lived in the home where the man had parked said they certainly remembered the bizarre and somewhat offensive car accessory, but hadn't seen anyone near his car.

Sincerely, Jacob

Hey Guy's And Ladies!

Had my bullsballs hangin for about a week and was drivin down the road, just 'Shwangin Dies Nutz' which is by the way the sticker I had made for my 2005 F350 Diesel super crew dually when all of the sudden outta nowhere a cop was pullin me over, mad as hell I was trying to figure why he was stopping me , I carry a scanner and was listening when he radioed in to the dispatcher saying he had pulled over the biggest nuts he had ever seen the dispatcher was laughing back on the radio asking him to repeat was he had said then it dawned on me why I was pulled over the cop had shined his spot light on the back of my truck. When he came to my window I asked what he pulled me over for and he said don't be mad or upset your supposed to yield the right of way when you pull into traffic still laughing he said but I guess you got enough balls that you can get outta the way! Still laughing he told me to have a nice day didn't even give me a ticket or a warning just told me to have a nice night. Still listening to my scanner as I drove away they were talking amongst other police on radios about it for hours cutting jokes about my balls. I am glad I picked these up from Trick Trucks they have already saved me money.

P.S. the cop was flying down the road 90 mph he was nowhere in sight when I pulled into the road which no one was on the road it was him I pulled in front of and he waited about a mile down the road before pullin me over.

Thanks John for an innovative solution to get out of a citation.

Ken C - Maryland

Hi

I found your web site by accident and think your BullBalls are fantastic, I have never seen anything like them before and think they would turn a few heads and raise a few laughs dangling at the back of my Landrover.

Andy Corner

In May of this year I recieved a pair of bulls balls for my truck. I think they are a kick and so do the cars that pull up behind me. I drive a yellow S-10 extreme pick-up truck that is lowered and I have the balls that hang down and swing in the wind when im driving.

I recently took a trip to the city of Branson, Missouri for vacation and had a lot of attetion my way with the balls. In a 20 minute period of sitting in traffic, I had 4 people take photos of the balls on my truck. They asked me where I got them from and I gladly gave them your name.

I just wanted to tell you guys that the balls are one of the best things I have seen on a truck. My bumper sticker says "my trucks got balls, where's yours?" so I thought I would write you an email and tell you how much attetion you get when your at a stop light, and you see a flash in your mirror! Somebody taking pictures of them and cracking up.

Thank you for your time and good luck on making more people laugh when driving and seeing those bulls balls.

Sincerly, Matt Weston - Belton, MO

Thanks John!

I can't wait to hang them on my motorcycle - I figured a gal that rides a bike must have "balls"! Blue bulls balls seem very appropriate for Alaska!

You can be sure they will receive a lot of "exposure".

Thanks again, Peg
Your the best John ! I appreciate all that you've done for me!

Linda C.

Dear BullsBalls.com,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!

I got my brass bulls balls the other day, and have gotten lots of attention.

See I am an active duty Army soldier stationed at Fort Campbell, KY assigned to HHB 2/320th Field Artillery.  "The Balls of the Eagle" Our battalion motto is: Balls!!!  I have told everyone who will listen, and those who don't want to that I got them from you all.

They look outstanding on my Dodge Ram 1500 !

Keep up the good work !

Sincerely, Bill Stevenson

A little ditty for you and me . . .

Do your balls hang low ?

Do they wobble to and fro ?

Can you tie 'em in a knot ?

Can you tie 'em in a bow ?

Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a U.S. Soldier ?

Do your balls hang low ?

! There ya go ! Git R Done !

John,

As much as I like my new bulls balls I must return them if possible. I thought this was the coolest thing I had seen in a while. However, my wife is less than pleased. Matter of fact, she is extremely pissed that I "spent our money on something as disgusting as that".

She refused to ride in my truck if the scrotum was attached. Therefore I had to neuter my ride. I had it on for about 2 hours and only drove about 12 miles or so to show it to a couple of buddies. It is in pristine condition and only requires to be repackaged in its original plastic bag for resale.

Please advise me on how to return them for a refund.

Sincerely, Dan

Thanks for the fun email,
sometimes they get you by the balls. Package your balls up, get'm ready for the return shipment, we have taken care of it.

Thanks for the bulls balls.

I ordered them for my son for his 22nd birthday. I have a set of red balls on my truck and he just had to have some on his truck. His birthday was May 11 and that's the day the balls were delivered to my house.

Thanks for being on time! Unfortunately, his balls are bigger than mine!!!

There will be more orders later as I have friends who want some for their wheels.

Thanks again, Russ Cook

Thanks for the addition to our truck . . .

Our truck is an 01' Dodge Cummins with 7 1/2 inches of lift so that is why I wanted the BULL balls because size matters... We have gotten lots of looks and heard numerous remarks about "our balls".

I was at our local hardware store on Saturday when this lady and her kids came up to me and she her kids were laughing and she said, I am not sure how to ask you this but where did you get your balls?

Once again, thanks as this is just what the truck needed... as you can tell this is just not the everyday truck that you see going down the road.

L.Richardson

I saw them again today: truck nuts. No, I am not talking about people who REALLY like their trucks; I am talking about people who have attached a set of nuts just under the trailer hitch of their truck.

I am talking about trucks with balls, cojones, huevos, stones, James and the Giant Peaches (minus James), manberries, testes, Jimmy's Fun Sack, family jewels, or the scrotum synonym of your choice.

This is only the second time I have seen them. The first time, I was behind a very large truck. It had a chrome nut sack that drew my eye along their parabolic path as they pendulously swung before me.

I was instantly fascinated with them, and not just because I am a big homo. They possessed an ineffable quality that somehow transcended their blatant sexuality. Plus, they were shiny.

The pair I saw today was quite different:

just a small white plastic thing on the back of an equally small and red pickup truck. They put me in mind of a mongrel dog: they had no transcendence, only a bald maleness not frequently seen in our (or at least not my) society today.

I almost honked so I could ask him where he got them. But the thought of asking a man, because you know it weren't no woman behind the wheel, where he acquired his truck nuts required more cool than I could summon in my postprandial, pre-work daze.

# posted by The Friendly Bunny @ 11:38 PM

Friendly Bunny

My husband wanted to say Thank You. He and his friends are enjoying the novelty of bulls balls.

liz

I just ordered my second set of Bulls Balls, I bought a set of your original ones from you several years and have enjoyed the many comments from people who noticed them. Starting with the day I picked them up from my mail box.

I had finished classes (i'm a dog trainer) and one of my students was riding with several of us to lunch. I stopped at the mail box to pick up the mail, there was the box with the bull balls, well Mary is a little snoopy with everyone and so she asked what was in the box. I told her it was a new set of balls, which she replies to by saying "ya right," so I toss her the box and said go ahead and open it.

Well, Mary tore into the box and when she pulled out the "bulls bulls" she just sat there with her mouth open. Never saw Mary with out a word to say before !

Thanks, Roger B.

Hey guys, Here is the pic I took after these cheap ass bumper nuts (your nutz) broke when I backed over a big rock in my friends yard, I have already got my order in for one of your red bulls balls.

Beware of Imitations = bumper nuts/your nutz.

thanx again, billy

I gave bullsballs to my husband for his birthday. He loves them and so do all his friends.

Thank you for making his 65th Birthday a big hit.

Donna O.

Hi, I got to tell you...
An old lady called a local police department on her cell phone that was behind me. she said my "truck balls" were obscene and needed to be taken off. It just so happens that my wife works at the 911 center when the call came in. Talk about getting heat at home! lol.

they are great and look forward to continueing to offend the motoring public!   Kris

I would just like to comment on such a great product you guys have, I ordered my bright red set of bulls balls, and a flesh colored set of bulls balls for my buddy back in the beginning of February, and the delivery service was exceptional!

See my buddy and I only have half-ton 4x4 trucks, and we tend to latch down on any trailer that comes in our sight, and for that we always get laughed at by the other guys in town who have diesels, well I guess now they will watch what they say!

From time to time I always watch the fellows who pull up behind me at a stop light from my rear view mirror, and the expressions that they have on their face is almost unbearable!!

My little Chevrolet loves the attention!! Gotta be careful though, now it wants to climb all over any other truck in its way!!!

Thank you for such a wonderful product, Cody

Hi Guys,

Just received my BullBalls, got them installed, and before I knew it, my wife was sitting on the bumper! She said, "Girls like their mans' balls too"...

I snapped a picture and thought you would enjoy it..

Thanks again for an awesome "accessory" to my "Wifes" truck!!

Dan & Dawn

Bloggers - Let us hear it from you ! Let everyone know how you feel about our balls, your balls, your neighbors balls, somebody's balls...

Just wanted to let you know what a great quality product you have. I've had a pair for nearly a year swinging off the back of Honda Rancher, and yes i've been nut deep in the mud a time or two.

Well I awoke this morning to notice the rancher has been neutered. Since they were kinda the ranchers trademark i'll be ordering another pair soon.

Keep up the good work.

Heath Baton Rouge, LA

I CAME ACROSS YOUR WEB SITE BY ACCIDENT & HAVE NOT SEEN MUCH THAT IS AS AMUSING, I LIKE MY LIFE TO BE JUST THAT LITTLE BIT DIFERANT. MY CAR IS ONE OF THE SMART CARS MADE BY SWATCH AND ANOTHER GERMAN COMPANY & I THINK IT WOULD BE A HOOT TO DISPLAY A SUPERB PAIR OF YOUR NUTS AT THE FRONT & BACK OF MY MOTOR, PLEASE SEND ME THE DETAILS OF COST,

MY ADDRESS IS J. K., xx BELL MEADOW, GODSTONE, SURREY - ENGLAND RH98ED

THANKS

I just received my bulls balls and they were a big hit !, I love them.
thanks, Kim

Wow, is she wound up tight...

Our balls are a hoot !

I've had my bulls balls for a while now and I have just as much fun now as I did when I first put them on. The two most memorable moments I ever had was on a trip to Florida where two guys crawled under my truck to have their wives take pictures of them with my balls (I have my own pic to prove it). And the other was when a minivan full of girlscouts passed me on the highway, slowed down to take another look then laughed, pointed and gave me a thumbs up as they passed me by.

Greg, Belle Chasse, La.

Below is copy of magazine article from Canada:

From: Harris, Misty (Edmonton Journal)
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2004 11:22 AM
Subject: RE: BullsBalls.com Article

When gyrating, dashboard hula girls don't pack a big enough testosterone wallop, the makers of Bulls Balls, the Original Truck Ball Company have truck balls that will.

Two large polymer ones, to be precise. Truck nuts, also known as low hangers or bulls balls, are the new hotness in automotive appendages for rednecks, cowboys, pop-culture enthusiasts and truck drivers in general.

The artificial set of swingers, which attach to most vehicle hitchs or underneath the rigs, are meant to send other drivers a message about the man behind the wheel -- namely, that he has a sense of humour.

"It's a fun product that's a statement in itself," says Cher Aker, receptionist of BullsBalls.com. "Blue balls might insinuate someone isn't getting enough, red balls might mean they're way too used, while chrome and brass balls are used more as a status symbol."

Although truck nuts have been available since 1994, it wasn't until last year that they began showing up on Canadian vehicles. This is likely due to the recent proliferation of U.S. companies that have opened their truck balls sales to the international market via the Internet.

Hefty shipping costs can be a deterrent, Aker notes. But that isn't stopping Canadian buyers from ordering at BullsBalls.com, a website that includes everything from funny photos to "teste-monials" from satisfied customers.

"People think they're hysterical," Aker enthuses. "Which is a good thing, since we created them to get laughs."

Not everybody, however, is in on the joke. She recalls a letter from one woman in particular who wrote that it was her goal in life to "castrate" any truck nuts she came across.

Shari Graydon, a Canadian media analyst and pop culture expert, says she sympathizes with the letter writer's reaction.

The past president of MediaWatch, a national organization challenging gender inequalities in the media, says this kind of "overt, in-your-face machismo" can contribute to a hostile environment for women. Graydon observes that on BullsBalls.com, customers take "enormous glee" in the fact truck balls can be both controversial and offensive.

"A penis really is THE symbol of masculinity and virility, but we haven't quite reached the stage where it's an acceptable thing to be sporting one your truck," she says, adding that truck nuts may be believed by men to be the next best thing.

A belief, Graydon notes, that's largely out of sync with reality.

OH well !

From: "Miller, A."
To: john@bullsballs.com
Sent: Friday, September 24, 2004 11:29 AM
Subject: Thanks to Bull Balls

Just wanted to say thanks for the good laugh. I had never seen them before. A F250 in drove by with a nice set. I had to call all my friends. I was in this really red neck town so it made it just that more of a joke.

To cute, Just this last week I bought a 4x4 Jeep I just might have to sport my own set... Thanks for the laugh.

Amie M. P.O. BOX 1234 Beaumont Texas,77704

From: Flo
To: johnd@BullsBalls.com
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 3:33 PM
Subject: REWARD FOR RETURN OF OUR NUTS!

Just wanted to let you know how much we've enjoyed showing off our big boy nuts. Our Dually grew these over three years ago and have been proudly hanging every since!

Unfortunately, on the way home last week late at night, our nuts got into a head-on with a very large armadilla! Guess which one won? Sorry to report our nuts are gone but that armadilla sure has a big set of nuts to call his own! If anyone happens to catch site of an armadilla with a huge set of nuts, please call the number on the balls. We miss them and want them back!

P.S. I guess you'll be receiving an order from us real soon...
just don't feel right without them anymore!

Ronald L. McDonough, GA

Our balls are a hoot . . .

I thought your product would look awesome hangin on the back of my Buddies Jeep Cherokee, so if I liked them, I'd get some for my Jeep Cherokee. A few of the guys in our off-roading club with Cherokees were anxious to see them as well never seeing anything like them up here, so I paid my fee and shipping and handling and patiently waited for UPS to deliver them to me here in Canada.

As my first ever on-line purchase, I was quite excited, until they were delivered and I had to pay an additional Brokerage Fee that was not included in my shipping and handling that equalled my original purchase price !

I'm sorry this is the way you choose to do business, I no longer wish to approach you to be a dealer.

Chris S.

we are very sorry about what happened,

we don't have any control over that, you would know more about it than i, considering you live there and bought here.

to be any type of dealer requires some research and knowledge, good luck on any future endeavors.

you might want to contact one of our imitators, www.brickybrack.com their balls are lighter and cheaper, might work out for you.

john

PS:

i will post your email on our testimonial page for all to view, maybe it will help some other would be 'over the border' buyer...

PPS:

This is another email from his other half:

I got my order today, and they are wonderful!! I just love my keychain and the big boy nuts will be put on the jeep by this weekend.

Thank you so much for them.
Best Wishes,  Renee S.

Yeah, and what do you say to the kids about this idiotic "accessory" to children? What little brains I have are hanging from the back bumper of this truck. Is that an example of compensation for the lacking in another area? I type in truck accessories and get this stuff.

Our answer to the above comments were:

thanks, we appreciate your comments...

you simply say:

well, my boy, you see, that is a boy truck...

His answer to our reply was:

OK, that is a fair response. Just curious, though, are you considered a testicle salesperson? What does your business card look like? Is your standard reply, "hi, my name is John and have I got a pair of nuts for you. Our company is committed to delivering the finest quality balls in the industry. We have worked tirelessly day and night to design the most efficient, fuel saving balls on the road. I, personally have not hand tested each and every pair for strength and durability, however. We eat, sleep, and breathe truck balls." Here is an idea, little balls for your rear view mirror instead of dice. This way in times of stress on the road you could grab the balls. "Say NO to road rage, squeeze a set of our balls instead." Testicular Engineering, NASA may be impressed.

A whole new field for young people to be motivated about. The possibilities are endless. John, you are a genius.

Thanks......

My truck will be very proud to have a set of your bulls balls hanging from its hitch, I'm sure my wifes truck will be parking a little closer too . . .

just a note for your testes-monials,
got my bulls ball's the other day and put them on the truck as well as my 98 HOG. just after I got to work the 'BOSS" came out and asked what the f---that was on the back of the truck? Daa, whats its look like to you. reply U got balls ( well most guys do so whats your point is.) he just looked at me and walked away shaking his head. later that morning I put a set of ( brass balls ) on his desk. he now sports them on his keychain. the other guys can't belive that I did that and now want to know where I got the balls? when I get the time I will send on the pic's---- till then let you balls flop in the breeze.

VT heart land USA

I've had my bulls balls for about 6 months and the looks and laughs are still coming.

Most everyone love them, but a few think they are tacky. People follow me all the time just to get a picture of them. Even the local Police pulled me over to get the web site address. Thanks for the fun!

Scott, Munford ,TN.

I am glad to have recieved my Balls, They were behind the bush as i hoped they would be, as soon as i get them mounted on our race car, i will send a picture to you. i am letting some friends have a set of balls also as for they are ball less as of this e-mail

thanks again and my balls will hang proudly on all my vehicles. sincerely Joe C.

I would like let you know that the pictures on the website show mounting the unit somewhere on or just off the bumper. I have hung mine from the spare tire so that they hang a little further underneath the truck.

It creates a more "realistic" effect. I will include a picture next time and feel free to use it on your web site

David B.
J-ville Fla.

Thnx guys,

The balls arrived the other day and i put them on right away. The guys at work think they're hilarious.

On the other hand the ladies(school bus drivers) think they're Nasty ! ha ha ha ha

thnx again for the bull balls , i will be ordering more from you guys as soon as i sell the rest of this order...

later,

Just thought I would send you an email to let you know that your "balls" have been banned. I bought a set of your chromed bigboy balls and promptly installed them on my truck and have just received notice from my First Sgt. that I have to remove them while my vehicle is on base, while others are allowed to run around with Malcolm X stickers, Scottish Pride, and every other nationality pride, etc. While I feel that this is a ridiculous situation I just thought I would let you guys know that I will still "PROUDLY" display them while not on base. Its a terrible day when we fight for our rights and the rights of others who can't stand up for themselves & yet we are chastised for trying to bring a little humor to everyday life & express freedoms of our own. Thank You for making these and don't ever stop! By the way I will be sending you pictures when I get them! Take Care, (name withheld) Disgruntled Fighter of Freedom (Just how free are we?)     3 / 2 / 2004

Just received my Bulls Balls today, and the wife opened the package only to say "Oh MY Gosh! Those are the most disgusting things I've ever seen...Put 'em on the truck before we go to the bar!"

So needless to say thanx,

Cody

YO! YOU GUY'S ARE MARVELOUS, MY BROTHER INLAW IS SHOWING THEM TO HIS CO-WORKER'S, SO EXPECT A BIG ORDER TO COME IN. ALL THEY DRIVE IS TRUCK'S, PLUS I'M ORDERING SOME FOR MY CAR CLUB, WE CHANGED THE NAME FROM, EASTWICK IMPORT'S, TO ALL BALL'S IMPORT'S.

YO GOOD LUCK WITH THE BUINESS, GUY'S...

Hi Cher: I was amazed that you sent me replacement balls so fast free! You have made me a Good-Will-Ambassador for your fine products. I will sing your praises near and far. It's not often these days to find a company who "does the right thing". Thanks again, Bill

QUESTION:

My BIG BULL BALLS came off my '03 Dodge Ram 3500! At first, I thought someone had stolen them, but the bolt and LOCKNUT are still in place, and no thief would take time to replace the locknut.
Have you had quality control problems, or any other cases of the balls wearing through and falling off? I really enjoyed having them on my BIG BAD TRUCK, but am reluctant to spend the bucks to replace them, especially if they'll wear through again and fall off.

ANSWER:

It was discovered that the washer was not used on the bolt, the washer keeps the bolthead from pulling through the hole in the balls. The appropiate washers should be large enough to cover the hole.

Hey John!

After a couple of years, my balls are still bringing out the smiles/frowns from people!

I use a very heavy chain and S-hook to secure my balls so they don't fall off, or get stolen...

thanks for the memories !

crash...

QUESTION:

I was wondering how much shipping it would be on one set of big boys balls?

Also I have a lowrider which I hope you wont take offense to and was wanting to drag the balls behind my truck. Would that mess them up alot or not? Thanks for the info.

Sincerely, Dalan

ANSWER:

Well, dragging your balls is something that just happens occasionally.

I'll tell you a story about how tough they are though. The owner of the company was backing down a steep driveway and at the bottom was a curb....well he dragged his balls pretty hard. There was some serious road rash I tell you, the bumper cut into the balls as well and left some deep gashes, this even broke the bolt the they were connected to, but the balls did not break off at the mounting hole. Those balls are still around and on his truck to this day!

We use them at shows and events now to show people just how brawny and durable our balls are.   :)

The cost of the bulls balls are 22.95 and the big boy balls are $22.95 each plus shipping and handling which depends upon your location/zip code.

You ask; "what's the difference" check out this link for info:

You can use the online shopping cart and it will calculate exact postage and handling. From there print your order and mail it or submit it.

When you get your balls on your low rider, make sure you take a picture so we can add it to our web site.

Hang loose, BullsBalls.com

Thanks sooooo much for my set of Balls. The faces I get about town are great! Heres a picture.
See the 'hot rod'...

Dan S.

Ever since i got my bulls balls, i've had nothing but good laughs, = pointing, and even a car load of women taking pictures of my balls.

i've = got the hot pink ones, so they stand out more.

i have people also tell = me, that my trucks' got some balls!
its a 2003 dodge ram 1500 SLT 4x4 with = a 5.7 HEMI MAGNUM V8 . with the bulls balls it says it all!

thanks = for all the attention i get from my bulls balls!

dan the magicman.

I ordered a set of the Bull Balls for my husbands 53rd. birthday. We had just purchased a new Ford F350 Crew Cab in the Arizona Beige color. I very seldom get him anything that is really cute or exciting. When he received these he was shocked.

We thought that would be the end. We traveled from Ky to NC and then to Pennnsylvania and back to NC. After the first day I decided to keep a log on the comments and question about them we received. I have enough already to write a book on them. We have told and given your email address to a total of 27 people.

I told my husband I think I should open up a franchise or sell them for you guys. I could have sold about 19 sets on my trip. We travel extensively so expect to have a lot more comments and question coming.

I am thinking about ordering a pair for my husbands 4 Wheeler.

Jan H.

i have just gotten the pair of jakes balls about 2 weeks ago, the service was fast and once i got the set on, the looks and comments i get are endless. i have had everyone from young to old commenting on my balls and i am proud to say i have the biggest and only pair around-thank you for helping me sqeeze out a laugh of the dead beats around here.

sincerly ed- spring hill FL.

In the last two weeks, I've been lightly tapped in the rear of my 1998 dodge quad cab three times by people trying to look at my ball's, doing damage to there vehicles, none to mine. Because, well - my truck has BULLs BALLs.

Dennis D.

Baltimore,Maryland

To Whom It May Concern:     (first email)     Wednesday July 16th

please be advised that I have sent a money order for $34.95 when I sent in my order.
Also, let me say this, I am looking forward to getting the bulls-balls and mounting them on my truck.

I had the "trucknutz" sold by your "imitators" until they were torn right off my truck, here is a picture i took after i picked them up, the rubber ripped apart. bumpernuts are just cheap knock offs.

i am anxiously waiting for my tough two pounders, of course, it is a Ford and comes factory equipped with almost all the balls it needs anyway.

hope to see them soon, sincerely Robert

DH

> sir--     (second email)     Friday July 18th

> I got the bulls-balls today, and all I can say is WOW!!
>They are not even in the same class as what I had before, truck nutz - are so much smaller.

>Thank you very very much.

Dear kenny

Thank you for the nascar tickets that I won sunday night. My ten year old son and I are big fans of racing .

By the way. I won some Bulls Balls when you first came one the air in detroit. well lets just say that my 7 drawer brown machinest tool box with a 3 drawer riser and a 12 drawer top box that stands almost six feet tall has the biggest balls of any tool box set I've ever seen in my 23 years of being a tool & die maker. you guys and don't forget a hot babe have a great show .

Stay in detroit cause we think your turbo powered.

thanks again,
big bobby c

Just to let you know, where I live nobody has any balls. I'll be the first.

What a crazy idea......I like it!

Steve

This is sick! I love it, I'm sending your hyperlink to my friend who races motorcycles for "Nutsack Racing" in MN.

You should make one with a hernia or something. I wish you the best of luck, sick freaks!

Got the balls today, dang that was fast service -- nice set --
put em on a rope & you've got a "attitude adjuster" too.

thanks again, William M B.

John, This is my second order and once again I'm thrilled with the quality. There are 4 of us that work for this radio station that I wanted to outfit with a new set of balls and it looks like there will be one that won't comply. Guess he'll be the only one without balls.

Thanks again and I'll be ordering again soon.

J.B.C. Abilene, Texas

I havn't laughed as hard As I did yesterday in a long time. I'm driving along and see these nuts swinging behind a chevy just bouncing and dangling. I damn near soiled my pants. So I went on the net for 5 min and found em right away. I think the fad will get started here in MN, in no time. Oh yeah heres a ballsy comment," Hey there Miss, How would like to have these swinging from your receiver!"

My balls are in the mail, I cant wait. I just hope I don't get casturated. Thanks

Matt,    Minnesota

Boy has this been a hard object to find.... I was in Talladega at the races the first time I run up on a set of these, I was with my father so I didn't say a word. We got back to the camp site, I pulled my husband over to the side and told him "I just seen the biggest sac ever, hanging from the bumper of a truck" he of course didn't really believe me, so as I was explaining that I didn't really have the balls to say "Daddy would you look at the size of that sac," the truck drove by, both of us run to the other end of the camper so I could prove myself...and, Daddy walked up behind me, "Doll, I was hoping that you didn't see that a few minutes ago, but hey this is TALLADEGA."

When we got back home, i called everywhere not having a clue as to what to even ask for or if I called truck accessory places or adult gift shop. I searched the internet for every term that I've heard them called... Finally I called Seco Performance. I told the guy I was having a hard time finding "something," I stuttered out that I have a good friend that we call "nuts" and that I had seen these before hanging from a truck do you know where I can get a set or pair or whatever of these, "m'am I've never heard of such" then just started laughing, I tried to explain where I had seen them and that there was such a thing, but he helped me search the net til he found them!

Anyway...

Got my set of cajones from SpeedFreaks and they are quite, uhm - something. Have now sent the web page address to my chat friends, they are amused as well - especially those living in the South, hahaha.

Thanks for the chuckle!

Now I guess I have to buy a truck to hang them from, huh?   :o)

God I love these thangs.....lmao the first nite i had them on, pulled in front of a Dodge truck, stopped at the lite, looked into my rearview mirror and saw the cowboy pointin...
and today, in daylight, an older couple in a red Suburban, were leaning forward tryin to get a closer look at my back end...then i saw them both start to smilin...he gets on his cell phone....probley sayin: Earl you ain't gonna believe what me n the wife r seein hangin under this GMC truck in front of us that some cowgirl is drivin...

Thanks you all for havin the COOOOLEST TRUCK ACCESSORY ever...this beats the rest...

Sunni
Killeen, Texas

"Damn Strait this Cowgirl has a set of Balls and can prove it too!"

Thanks for your quick response.

We have already enjoyed the balls and plan to have more later. In fact, we may just have started a fad here in Pasadena, Texas.

Thanks!

Connie

Oh man, these things are mint!!

I get the greatest reactions from people on the road. In these days of Road Rage and Mad Cows, I like to think that I am lightening things up just a bit. If I can turn one persons bad day into a good one, I'm happy!

Thank you for such an innovative and fun product.

Adam

I nearly pee'd my pants reading your page describing the "Bulls Balls". It's wonderfully refreshing to see folks with a sense of humor.  I will recommend your website to many people...

Thanks for the giggle,  C. H.

What a scream!!!  I was researching an idea that I have for a semi truck accessory when I ran across your web page.  I was laughing so hard that it was difficult for me to forward your website address to my boyfriend who owns a semi truck.

M&M, Texas

Guys,

Thanks for the Balls.  These were a great idea.  We recently ordered them for our trucks and they were a big hit.  The toughest part was re-naming our trucks with guy names.

Thanks, Greg, NY

Hey guys......

Thanks for the great set of Balls danglin from the back of my Ram (truck that is).
The gal who took my order was super to talk to, the service and delivery was super fast.

My wife dooesn't like the idea of everybody seeing my Balls out in the open...
I, however take great pride in "Runnin Balls Out" and showing my biggest Assets
- SHOW EM IF YA GOT EM !

Red Dog ,Green Bay Wi,

By far the best service I have ever had on ANY product.  Thank you, I will be back for more...

Michael, Georgia

I can only say WOW !

I have never had such prompt service from any other net biz...Great products!

crash...

Driving a 2000 F-250, Super Duty, Crew Cab with the V-10.

Thank you, for your quick response to sending me Jake's (my) ball's.  They will be hangin soon!!!

Mike, Texas

Thanks John.  I just wanted to tell you that your service is EXCELLENT...it seems to be rare these days.  Thanks for handling the order so quickly...I appreciate it!

Josh

Dear Sir,

Today my order arived in good condition.  Thank you for your extra effort.

Ben,

Thank you,
I really appreciate a company that takes the time to respond to consumer questions / e mails.  I appreciate the timely response and look forward to doing more business with you in the future.

John,

hey men, these are by far the best idea ever, be sure you secrue your balls really good - i lost mine for 3 days, luckly my mom saw them one day and picked them up for me. they got some road rash, but now there hanging and swangin again and they get lots of attention!

Ray,

Awesome Product, really added the finishing touches to my truck.  But be careful, jealous onlookers are liable to castrate your truck, now my truck is ball-less.

Dalton, N.C.

BTW:   We sent him a new set at no charge. :-)

Thanks, You guys have great customer service!

Curtis :)   Texas

The second I put the bullsballs on, my truck started behaving differently. It mounted a Toyota Celica!

Lilly, U.S.

ok guys,

this is hilarious! it cracks me up. i would buy a pair, but i'm only 17 and my parents would kick my butt. but thanks for puttin something funny on the net!

see ya.  David, Tennessee

We got the order in record time, the "neighbors" love the balls and I love my new key tag.  What a thoughtful idea, I appreciate your fantastic customer service.

Thanks again, Sammy - Montana

John,

I was just thankful to find a place to order them on the Internet.  I 've been looking for balls for my Jeep since last spring.  The site was incredibly easy to follow.  I'm sure the rest of "club" will be buying these balls, as soon as they see mine on Roscoe, my jeep.  Thanks again and also thank you for the speedy shipping!

Jim, Colorado

Thank you for your extremely prompt service, confirmations, and acknowledgment of shipping.  I shall not hesitate to recommend you to friends.  OUTSTANDING customer service.  I am looking forward to receiving the order.

Bill, Idaho

I would never consider buying your product, nor would anyone I count as a friend. However, I would like to thank you for marketing a product that will help me identify and avoid drivers with severe testosterone poisoning.

That level of insecurity about one's manliness is dangerous.

Audrey
New York

I have to say, without a doubt, yours is the TACKIEST product I have ever seen. Only a complete GIT who lacks a set of their own would mount such an idiotic appendage to the underside of their conveyance. I will make it my mission in life to "castrate" any vehicle I encounter equipped with such a disgusting accessory.   ( we love this one )