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WIN a FRee set of Truck Nutz in the color of your choice.
Sorry, brass, chrome, diamond plate or camouflaged sets unavailable for contest selections.

Truck Ball Accessories for Chevy, Dodge, Ford, Jimmy, Nissan and Toyota Trucks.
Original Big Boy Nuts for suvs, cars, atvs, carts, quads, bikes, trikes, motorcycles.

Big Discount per Set When More Then One Set is Ordered of Bulls Balls & / or Big Boys !

The First Generation - Eight Solid Colors = $ 26.95 each * 2-3 sets = 22.91, 4-5 = 20.21, 6-11 = 18.86
* Second Generation - Eight Solid Colors = $ 36.95 each * 2-3 sets = 31.41, 4-5 = 27.71, 6-11 = 25.87
- Discount values available up to 40% off per unit at 12 sets or more ! -
The First Generation - Chrome & Brass = $ 39.95 each * 2-3 sets = 33.96, 4-5 = 29.96, 6-11 = 27.96
* Second Generation - Chrome & Brass = $ 49.95 each * 2-3 sets = 42.46, 4-5 = 37.46, 6-11 = 34.96

Sorry, NO Discounts on the (Expensive to Produce) Designer Styles - Diamond Plate or Camouflaged Products.

Sorry, NO Discounts on Truck Nutz - $ 16.95 each * Chromed Biker Nutz - $ 11.95 each * Key Nuts - $ 5.00 each.
* These Prices are already much Lower than our Imitators *

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Submit your B a l l s y - i e s t   " quip " that you can come up with.

Here's your big chance to make people everywhere laugh their butts off.

Get your creative juices flowing and submit your best " quip " about our balls.

Check back at the beginning of the next month to see if you've won !

For inspiration, scroll down and view some previous entries.
The winning entry will also be posted on one of our pages for all the world to see !

cindy steed • 07/19/08 •
Good girls have blue bulls balls hanging from her Truck

Donnie Etzler • 07/13/08 •
Grab life by the balls!!

Keith • 07/09/08 •
Now your truck can brag to its buddies too!!!

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OK,
We have opened the contest back up again, please submit your entry, if you like. Everybody is welcome except Mr. hamm and his cohorts !
Sincerely John D.

Very Sorry,
We are not accepting entries for the time being, because of "spamming" of our contest page by David Hamm, owner of yournutz.com.
It seems he is upset by Our Compare Page where we compare our products, services and other valuable information against other "truck nuts" sites for potential buyers of "Truck Balls" to view and make their buying decisions easier.
yournutz.com's - manager

Contest SPAMMER

He submits childish and obnoxious entries, so we shut him down !
We sincerely apologize for this inconvenience.

Please enjoy the winning entries below, for the year so far and check back later. We hope to open the submissions up soon, after he stops acting like an ignoramous.
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."
( Aldous Huxley 1894 - 1963 )
We can have facts without thinking but
we cannot have thinking without facts.
( John Dewey 1859 - 1952 )

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Don't forget to come back at the end of the month, and see if you won !
If you did, send us an email with your name, address, phone number.
We will mail the set of Truck Nutz out the next day, good luck !
Be sure to use the same email address used when submitting your " winning quip."

There are two major differences between the 1st Generation™ AND the 2nd Generation™ of Truck Balls developed by BullsBalls.com.

The Original 2nd Generation Balls are 2" shorter and have the hole through the side rather than front to back like the 1st Generation Balls. (top hanger type)

This 2nd Generation Balls * Ball-and-Chain™ Mounting System was designed primarily for ALL trucks (1/2, 3/4 and 1 tons) with the 2" x 2" hitch receiver tube on the truck. Simply wrap the chain around the hitch receiver tube, snug it up and lock it in place, then rotate the brass lock up on top out of sight. (no tools required)
The Chain and Lock System™ works well for other types of installations as well.
Such as using the bottom mounted spare tire lug bolt holes. Plated Chain and Brass Lock included with ALL 2nd Generation Types of Bulls Balls™ and Big Boy Nuts™.

This slightly shorter length also works well for vehicles OTHER than 1/2, 3/4 and 1 ton trucks, such as suvs, cars, quads & bikes.

They are shorter and lighter, however they have not lost the hefty, fullness of the O r i g i n a l Bulls Balls® and Big Boy Nuts™.

Our 2nd Generation chain balls™ allow more ways to hang AND they remain swinging even when pulling a trailer, also this design prevents the negative look of flippity flopping of the nuts at higher speeds. They simply float nicely as the air pushes them gently up and back.

Also with the hanging chain and padlock™ ( included ) they are much more secure from impromptu theft. At least the bad guys have to bring a pair of " Bolt Cutters."
Do NOT use wire ties, small bolts, picture hanging wire or other similar hanging devises, like our imitators recommend, theft is a problem ! Why make it easy for them ?

SIZE Does Matter ! We have the right sizes for your installations !

All of our Bulls Balls® Big Boy Nuts™ Truck Nutz™ and Biker Nutz™ are molded out of a Poly-pro-py-lene Co-poly-mer OR High Density Polyethylene. These tough materials make these balls as hard as a rock AND colored all the way through. ( additional clear epoxy urethane processing for chrome and brass sets as well as our Designer Series™ of Camouflage Big Boy Nuts™ and Diamond Plate Big Boy Nuts™ )

BULLs BALLs^® are very hard and extremely weather resistant. Each set of our Bulls Balls weighs in around two pounds. All of our products are colored through & through, should you ever drag your balls on anything, the color remains consistently the same color.

The Chrome and Brass Balls are made of the same materials, which are then vacuum metalized with the chrome or brass color added to a heavy, clear epoxy urethane. The shiny balls are then air dried & sprayed again, then baked once more for the durable finish required.

The Diamond Plate and Camouflaged Nuts are made of the same material, which are then applied with our unique patterns, then sprayed a coat of heavy, clear epoxy urethane. The shiny balls are then air dried & sprayed again once more for the durable finish required.

Even with these tough requirements, once the Chrome, Brass and Designer Nuts are hung on your rig properly, there could be small nicks and such from flying rocks and other debris as you might imagine. There is NO Guarantee against this happening !

Let me say it again, if you bang them up or you allow them to get nicked, the plating will act just like any other chrome plated object, either metal or plastic, it can begin to peel or flake off ! Please pay attention to what terrain you subject your plated Bulls Balls or Big Boy Nuts too. Remember, this is plating on High Density Polyethylene. (really tough plastic) If you don't allow them to be abused, in a bad way, they will look great for a long time.

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Order two or more sets of our Bulls Balls and / or Big Boy Nuts for even greater discounts, enter the QUANTITY you want in the QTY box of the Shopping Cart and click the CHANGE button, it will calculate discounts all the way up to forty % off retail prices. Sign up to become a dealer and receive 50% off !

! Order your Three Dimensional Truck Balls OR    Truck Nuts anytime !
Order Retail - 2 or more sets for Discounts up to 40% off.

We ship early orders same day OR late orders next day via USPS Priority Mail (3-days).
Faster UPS Services available - 3 day, 2 day or overnight - select when ordering.

View All our Balls and Nuts on One Page side x side. What an experience !

  Congratulations !  Jean
You are last months Winner !


January Winner - 2007 !
" New Bulls Balls theme song . . . Just'a Swingin' ! "

February Winner - 2008 !
" A truck with Balls is my kind of truck!!! "

March Winner - 2008 !
" It takes real bulls balls to drive like this ! "

April Winner - 2008 !
" But Baby, It Was Speed-Bumps That Turned My Bull Balls Blue. "

May Winner - 2008 !
" The bigger the balls, the better the ride. So come on, darlin', step inside!"

June Winner - 2007 !
" Honey, do these big balls make my truck look small ? "

July Winner - 2007 !
" bull balls: hangs so low they need their own skid plate !

August Winner - 2007 !
" Got Blue Bulls Balls? Clean your air filter ! "

September Winner - 2007 !
" Your pants are on, your legging's are tight, your balls are swinging from left to right. "

October Winner - 2007 !
" And I thought only my wife had a set of BRASS balls that BIG ! "

November Winner - 2007 !
" BULLS BALLS !!! Accept no substitute !!! "

December Winner - 2007 !
" You might be a Redneck if while Chrismas shopping for Mom,
you get a set of Truck Balls for her from BullsBalls.com "

Thanks for your entries !    We really appreciate your time and effort.
Keep those * ballsy comments * coming in !

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