Some straight scoop on Bulls Balls, truck balls, truck nuts and the like . . .
What is Your Take On Outlawing Truck Nuts .
Truck Nuts" Truly this is a waste of everyones time in Florida. I wonder what " riders " passed through on this legislation ?
Truck Nuts" Bill Dies In General Assembly. The Virginia General Assembly killed a bill that would ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.
The nutty idea is the brainchild of Chesapeake Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would have banned anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.
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I received my order for a set of Bulls Balls yesterday
and mounted them on my Chevy 3/4 ton today before I
drove to work. Holy crap! Not 10 minutes into my shift
I already had a guy asking if that was my truck out
back. I said it was, and sure enough "Damn, it's got
some balls!" Had a good laugh and told him where I got
em, and that the sticker on my window had the web
address and phone number.
I have not seen any other rig with a set of balls
around the area here, so hopefully I'm the first!
Thank you for a great product, and as my appreciation,
here's a photo of my truck with the bulls balls
mounted nice and low.
- Jack S.
I have a set on a 1ton dually 4x4 and I've had more fun with them from young kids to senior citizens. one young boy about 5 told his mother " I hope my balls will get that big". ROTC was having a car wash I pulled up a girl hollered " I get to wash the ornaments, as I have a Eagle on my hood - one of the other girls called to the back of the rig and said get to washing, she did--- twice!
a policeman asked - did you have to put it in 4 wheel drive and how many other parts got left behind? one old cowboy came up to me and said--guess you can't call her LIZZIE anymore.
two couples were walking through a parking lot when they noticed my rig one said that his balls were bigger than those. his wife said no they are not, remember I live with you!
THANKS FOR THE FUN !!!
Mel in Oregon
Article By Aaron Applegate
The Virginian-Pilot
January 16, 2008 RICHMOND
Objects that resemble human genitalia would be banned from display on vehicles, under a bill proposed Tuesday by Del. Lionell Spruill Sr. The accessories, sometimes called "bumper nuts," often are found on the back of pickups.
Read more here. Lots of interesting comments, regarding Del. Lionel Spruill, D-Chesapeake, bill to outlaw "truck balls"...
See more here. Some interesting videos, regarding Del. Lionel Spruill, D-Chesapeake, bill to outlaw "truck balls"...
The answer to the question, would be: That is male truck...
View The Drudge Retort Virginia May Outlaw Bumper Nuts.
VBdems Article
- 50 comments.
Not The First Time This has Been Tried - Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. from Maryland.
The Naughty American - Nice Pair Of Testicles On That Truck.
Richmond Sunlight Article - HB1452: Display of offensive objects or devices; prohibited on any vehicle.
Oklahoma City - TV station video - HB1452: Car Castration.
View Adults and Children admiring one of the most "famous Big Bull statues" in the world (Wall Street), many features of this statue seems to be catching their attention including the huge balls for photo ops. The children and the adults seem to be enjoying themselves and seem to be well adjusted...
View why the Wall Street Balls actually look like "shiny Gold".
More serious work for Mr. Spruill:
What do bulls have, that we don't !
Naked and vulgar, we think not . . .
I was in my car and at a red light.There was this truck*Red necked out*It looked normal except for one thing....IT HAD BALLSNo,I'm serious!
The owners had put metal balls under the tail gate!Ugh!Have any of you guys seen this before?I heard that it is the fad now,but how would put metal BALLS under their truck?Is that sposed to mean that the owner is so manly that his truck needs to be a man too?I have seen this only 3 times(3 counting today).On eof the trucks"Manlyness"Had blue flameson it!If this is the fad....
I WON'T DO IT!NO F***ING WAY!Ew....I thnk that it is messsed up and the owners are deamented.
http://www.tv.com/users/sassymouth41/history.php?action=blog
Then, I thought I saw something kind of weird on the truck. I squinted to get a better look -- could that be...? Were they really.....? Was I seeing A PAIR OF FUCKING TESTICLES HANGING OFF THE TRUCK?!?
Indeed I was.
A creative Google search turned up several websites dedicated to selling "Bulls Balls for Discerning Truck Owners!" This is what the website says: These vehicle accessories - truck nuts certainly make people grin and laugh. I was a little grossed out, and then I got pissed.
I'm sure this is supposed to be "Fun! and Lighthearted! and Ha ha I'm a man and I have balls! Aren't I so manly?" but if a female wanted to hang say a big ol' pair of labia off her hood ornament that would just be VULGAR and she would be SICK and doesn't she realize THERE ARE CHILDREN on the road and for godssakes won't somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. Either that or she'd be one of them LESBOS trying to send a message or something. Give me a gd break.
I went through some of the "testes monials" on the website just to see what these yokels had to say for themselves:
I just wanted to tell you guys that the balls are one of the best things i have seen on a truck. My bumper sticker says "my trucks got balls, where's yours?" so i thought i would write you an email and tell you how much attetion you get when your at a stop light, and you see a flash in your mirror! Somebody taking pictures of them and cracking up.
I hope next time it's someone trying to neuter your truck.
See my buddy and I only have half-ton 4x4 trucks, and we tend to latch down on any trailer that comes in our sight, and for that we always get laughed at by the other guys in town who have diesels, well I guess now they will watch what they say!
Yes your shriveled testes hanging from the back of the truck will certainly speak for themselves.
"People think they're hysterical," Aker enthuses. "Which is a good thing, since we created them to get laughs."
Not everybody, however, is in on the joke. She recalls a letter from one woman in particular who wrote that it was her goal in life to "castrate" any truck nuts she came across.
Shari Graydon, a Canadian media analyst and pop culture expert, says she sympathizes with the letter writer's reaction.
The past president of MediaWatch, a national organization challenging gender inequalities in the media, says this kind of "overt, in-your-face machismo" can contribute to a hostile environment for women. Graydon observes that on BullsBalls.com, customers take "enormous glee" in the fact truck balls can be both controversial and offensive.
"A penis really is THE symbol of masculinity and virility, but we haven't quite reached the stage where it's an acceptable thing to be sporting one your truck," she says, adding that truck nuts may be believed by men to be the next best thing.
(Excerpted from a journal article.)
The website's response: OH well! Can't argue with that infallible logic.
Ok, here are some kind of funny ones:
I would like to thank you for marketing a product that will help me identify and avoid drivers with severe testosterone poisoning.
That level of insecurity about one's manliness is dangerous.
Amen, sister.
I would drive around with twenty chrome girlies stapled to my mudflaps and wear a shirt that said "i love to fondle goats" while all the while lettin' my chewin' tobacco run down my fat chin before i would put a set of these on my truck!!!
Heh. He said "i love to fondle goats."
This guy was really pissed:
Yeah, and what do you say to the kids about this idiotic "accessory"? 'What little brains I have are hanging from the back bumper of this truck.' Is that an example of compensation for the lacking in another area? I type in truck accessories and get this stuff.
http://rupadupe.blogspot.com/2005/10/big-truck-balls.html
As if there not enough over-flowing testerone pumping through men on the roads.. now you can bear your nutz to the world by getting Balls for your Truck, car, motorcycle, or your keychain if you prefer to hold them in your hands.
*sigh* In that case where are my hood tits?
Claiming to be the originator of this new trend, BullsBalls.com sez their balls are as hard as a rock and colored all the way through. Alrighty then!! And they have more balls than anyone else in Bull and Big Boy Nutz and Balls. They also proudly exclaim that, ALL balls and nuts are three dimensional - front, back and top to bottom are yours ? That a HYPOTHETICAL question. Please do not answer me, no matter how tempting.
Bumper Nuts.com Says: In my mind a big ass truck is not complete without a nice set of BUMPER NUTS hanging off the hitch.
Nuts for Trucks sez: We have the all new Chrome Plated Nuts available in 5 shiny colors. We also have 4 biker balls and 2 keychains. Haven��t you always wished you could polish your.
You guys all know the guy who takes one guys story and repeats it as his own. well.. it appear that Truck-Nuts, although they shout out we got the nuts!!!they merely had nut-envy as they're not only pointing to but using pictures off one of the other sites. okay i just needed an excuse to reference ball envy, so what!
And Finally the NutShop folks like to squeel in delight that they have the cheapest nutz on the net. Hey - you get what you pay for.
http://tootabu.com/
I left my car alone for just a few minutes in a parking lot today and when I came back, some truck with an alien set of truck nuts (not Bumper Nuts) had muscled up beside it! At first, I thought they were solid gold nuts, but they were brass, i think, so they just looked as if someone had dipped their nuts in melted gold.
I had to do some research, as I hadn't seen these particular nuts before. They're called Bulls Balls and the site boasts "more swing" and "slow theft" because they secure with a chain and lock. Instead of a hole at the top, these puppies have a elongated hole for the chain to feed through. It has a painful look about it. I did check my tail pipe for any signs of traumatic entry and all was well. I will check back for anal warts later. I'll know who to point my finger at it I find any.
http://queryletters.blogspot.com
Nukie recently alerted me to the latest fad in Denver: "truck nuts," oversize facsimiles of male gonads, made to hang on the trailer hitch of pickup trucks.
Well, I never," I said, and please shoot me if I ever do. They come in two styles, "nuts" and "balls," with little difference between the two (or the four, depending how you look at these things), and with a choice of a locking version to prevent your truck being castrated.
They are guaranteed to swing slightly from side to side, and not at all forwards and back. I don't know why this is important, but it's there in the ad copy, which also includes such puckish cum-ons as, "Looking for a classy set of balls? We got your big testicles!" and "There will be times when you have to Go Balls Out to get up that hill!"
The purveyors (www.BullsBalls.com, if you must know) advertise them as "Delightfully Tacky, Mostly Unrefined," but of course they're partial. The things are grotesque, no matter how much one may admire the genuine article.
"Each set of balls weighs in at just around two pounds," the site informs us, and, "No two sets of Bulls Balls, are the same, some more wrinkled." Now you know.
They come in quite a range of colors, to match your truck, I suppose, and including "flesh," although I have yet to spot a flesh tone pickup truck. Colors include pink and "champagne," neither of which ranks high on the butchness scale. There are also chrome and appropriately for anyone who'd actually drive around with the things of brass.
Clearly, these super-size scrota are meant to advertise the owner's monstrous manhood, but would seem to do just the opposite. I mean, we all know what that big truck is compensating for to begin with, don't we?
I will allow an exception for trucks that see actual truck-like use, but any Hemi-powered behemoth that's not dirty and dented from honest labor a month after purchase is just so much Detroit crotch padding, and grafting elephantine twosies onto it is just pathetic.
Especially if you're sporting the blue ones, which can only be read as saying, "Look! I have a ten-foot tall, three million horse-power monster truck and huge low-hangers, and I'm still frustrated to the point of agony! Pity me! Yee-haw!"
http://www.southernvoice.com/blog/index.cfm?blog_id=7518
Bulls Balls, Bumper Balls, Truck Nutz, Bull Balls, Truck Testicles...
They are plastic testicles attached to the bumper with a chain or wire...
If you've traveled anywhere in the Southern United States you've undoubtedly seen these plastic testes swinging from the bumper of the odd Dodge Ram, Hummer H2 and Chevy Tahoe... Basically any vehicle that screams "I have a tiny penis." But alas, your balls are huge...
These novelty items send a strong message to the person driving behind you.
Namely that you're a repressed redneck who loves male genitalia.
For those hetero males and disgusted females who do NOT enjoy the sight of swinging balls on your morning commute.
http://www.nutchop.blogspot.com/
I was in my car and at a red light.There was this truck*Red necked out*It looked normal except for one thing....IT HAD BALLSNo,I'm serious!
The owners had put metal balls under the tail gate!Ugh!Have any of you guys seen this before?I heard that it is the fad now,but how would put metal BALLS under their truck?Is that sposed to mean that the owner is so manly that his truck needs to be a man too?I have seen this only 3 times(3 counting today).On eof the trucks"Manlyness"Had blue flameson it!If this is the fad....
I WON'T DO IT!NO F***ING WAY!Ew....I thnk that it is messsed up and the owners are deamented.
http://www.tv.com/users/sassymouth41/history.php?action=blog
Then, I thought I saw something kind of weird on the truck. I squinted to get a better look -- could that be...? Were they really.....? Was I seeing A PAIR OF FUCKING TESTICLES HANGING OFF THE TRUCK?!?
Indeed I was.
A creative Google search turned up several websites dedicated to selling "Bulls Balls for Discerning Truck Owners!" This is what the website says: These vehicle accessories - truck nuts certainly make people grin and laugh. I was a little grossed out, and then I got pissed.
I'm sure this is supposed to be "Fun! and Lighthearted! and Ha ha I'm a man and I have balls! Aren't I so manly?" but if a female wanted to hang say a big ol' pair of labia off her hood ornament that would just be VULGAR and she would be SICK and doesn't she realize THERE ARE CHILDREN on the road and for godssakes won't somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. Either that or she'd be one of them LESBOS trying to send a message or something. Give me a gd break.
I went through some of the "testes monials" on the website just to see what these yokels had to say for themselves:
I just wanted to tell you guys that the balls are one of the best things i have seen on a truck. My bumper sticker says "my trucks got balls, where's yours?" so i thought i would write you an email and tell you how much attetion you get when your at a stop light, and you see a flash in your mirror! Somebody taking pictures of them and cracking up.
I hope next time it's someone trying to neuter your truck.
See my buddy and I only have half-ton 4x4 trucks, and we tend to latch down on any trailer that comes in our sight, and for that we always get laughed at by the other guys in town who have diesels, well I guess now they will watch what they say!
Yes your shriveled testes hanging from the back of the truck will certainly speak for themselves.
"People think they're hysterical," Aker enthuses. "Which is a good thing, since we created them to get laughs."
Not everybody, however, is in on the joke. She recalls a letter from one woman in particular who wrote that it was her goal in life to "castrate" any truck nuts she came across.
Shari Graydon, a Canadian media analyst and pop culture expert, says she sympathizes with the letter writer's reaction.
The past president of MediaWatch, a national organization challenging gender inequalities in the media, says this kind of "overt, in-your-face machismo" can contribute to a hostile environment for women. Graydon observes that on BullsBalls.com, customers take "enormous glee" in the fact truck balls can be both controversial and offensive.
"A penis really is THE symbol of masculinity and virility, but we haven't quite reached the stage where it's an acceptable thing to be sporting one your truck," she says, adding that truck nuts may be believed by men to be the next best thing.
(Excerpted from a journal article.)
The website's response: OH well! Can't argue with that infallible logic.
Ok, here are some kind of funny ones:
I would like to thank you for marketing a product that will help me identify and avoid drivers with severe testosterone poisoning.
That level of insecurity about one's manliness is dangerous.
Amen, sister.
I would drive around with twenty chrome girlies stapled to my mudflaps and wear a shirt that said "i love to fondle goats" while all the while lettin' my chewin' tobacco run down my fat chin before i would put a set of these on my truck!!!
Heh. He said "i love to fondle goats."
This guy was really pissed:
Yeah, and what do you say to the kids about this idiotic "accessory"? 'What little brains I have are hanging from the back bumper of this truck.' Is that an example of compensation for the lacking in another area? I type in truck accessories and get this stuff.
http://rupadupe.blogspot.com/2005/10/big-truck-balls.html
As if theres not enough over-flowing testerone pumping through men on the roads.. now you can bear your nutz to the world by getting Balls for your Truck, car, motorcycle, or your keychain if you prefer to hold them in your hands.
*sigh* In that case where are my hood tits?
Claiming to be the originator of this new trend, BullsBalls.com sez their ��balls are as hard as a rock and colored all the way through.�� Alrighty then!! And they have more balls than anyone else in Bull and Big Boy Nutz and Balls. They also proudly exclaim that, ALL balls and nuts are three dimensional - front, back and top to bottom, are yours? That is a HYPOTHETICAL question. Please do not answer me, no matter how tempting.
Bumper Nuts.com Says: In my mind a big ass truck is not complete without a nice set of BUMPER NUTS hanging off the hitch.
Nuts for Trucks sez: We have the all new Chrome Plated Nuts available in 5 shiny colors. We also have 4 biker balls and keychains. Haven you always wished you could polish yours.
You guys all know the guy who takes one guys story and repeats it as his own. well.. it appear that Truck-Nuts, although they shout out we've got the nuts!!! they merely had nut-envy as they're not only pointing to but using pictures off one of the other sites. okay i just needed an excuse to reference ball envy so what!
And Finally the NutShop folks like to squeel in delight that they have the cheapest nutz on the net. Hey - you get what you pay for.
http://tootabu.com/
I left my car alone for just a few minutes in a parking lot today and when I came back, some truck with an alien set of truck nuts (not Bumper Nuts) had muscled up beside it! At first, I thought they were solid gold nuts, but they were brass, i think, so they just looked as if someone had dipped their nuts in melted gold.
I had to do some research, as I hadn't seen these particular nuts before. They're called Bulls Balls and the site boasts "more swing" and "slow theft" because they secure with a chain and lock. Instead of a hole at the top, these puppies have a elongated hole for the chain to feed through. It has a painful look about it. I did check my tail pipe for any signs of traumatic entry and all was well. I will check back for anal warts later. I'll know who to point my finger at it I find any.
http://queryletters.blogspot.com
Nukie recently alerted me to the latest fad in Denver: "truck nuts," oversize facsimiles of male gonads, made to hang on the trailer hitch of pickup trucks.
Well, I never," I said, and please shoot me if I ever do. They come in two styles, "nuts" and "balls," with little difference between the two (or the four, depending how you look at these things), and with a choice of a locking version to prevent your truck being castrated.
They are guaranteed to swing slightly from side to side, and not at all forwards and back. I don't know why this is important, but it's there in the ad copy, which also includes such puckish cum-ons as, "Looking for a classy set of balls? We got your big testicles!" and "There will be times when you have to Go Balls Out to get up that hill!"
The purveyors (www.BullsBalls.com, if you must know) advertise them as "Delightfully Tacky, Mostly Unrefined," but of course they're partial. The things are grotesque, no matter how much one may admire the genuine article.
"Each set of balls weighs in at just around two pounds," the site informs us, and, "No two sets of Bulls Balls, are the same, some more wrinkled." Now you know.
They come in quite a range of colors, to match your truck, I suppose, and including "flesh," although I have yet to spot a flesh tone pickup truck. Colors include pink and "champagne," neither of which ranks high on the butchness scale. There are also chrome and appropriately for anyone who'd actually drive around with the things brass.
Clearly, these super-size scrota are meant to advertise the owner's monstrous manhood, but would seem to do just the opposite. I mean, we all know what that big truck is compensating for to begin with, don't we?
I will allow an exception for trucks that see actual truck-like use, but any Hemi-powered behemoth that's not dirty and dented from honest labor a month after purchase is just so much Detroit crotch padding, and grafting elephantine twosies onto it is just pathetic.
Especially if you're sporting the blue ones, which can only be read as saying, "Look! I have a ten-foot tall, three million horse-power monster truck and huge low-hangers, and I'm still frustrated to the point of agony! Pity me! Yee-haw!"
http://www.southernvoice.com/blog/index.cfm?blog_id=7518
Bulls Balls, Bumper Balls, Truck Nutz, Bull Balls, Truck Testicles...
They are plastic testicles attached to the bumper with a chain or wire...
If you've traveled anywhere in the Southern United States you've undoubtedly seen these plastic testes swinging from the bumper of the odd Dodge Ram, Hummer H2 and Chevy Tahoe... Basically any vehicle that screams "I have a tiny penis." But alas, your balls are huge...
These novelty items send a strong message to the person driving behind you.
Namely that you're a repressed redneck who loves male genitalia.
For those hetero males and disgusted females who do NOT enjoy the sight of swinging balls on your morning commute.
http://www.nutchop.blogspot.com/
We got your big testicles !
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